“A darkly funny Southern Gothic fever dream set somewhere between a strip club and the gates of Heaven.”

It would be easy to say WTF is about a redneck from South Carolina who falls in love with a shapeshifting alien stripper and ends up fighting Jesus at the gates of Heaven. But that’s a tad reductive. Plus, it takes place in Florida, so you have to grade everything on a curve.

After serving six years in prison for accidentally killing a man, Carter James moves to the Sunshine State and runs headlong into an adventure involving a 2,000-year-old suicidal convenience store clerk, a Cuban crime lord and the Fountain of Youth. Along the way he discovers that behind those crazy “Florida Man” stories is a land of unimaginable secrets – some even bigger than the one he carries.

WTF is a darkly funny Southern Gothic fever dream about love and regret, set somewhere between a strip club and the gates of Heaven.

Why is Florida crazy? What really happened to Ponce de Leon? And why would the Fountain of Youth be there, anyway? Those questions and more will be answered as our hero discovers that the world he lives in is far more magical than he once believed.

This is WTF.

Welcome to Florida.

What the F#%$?

Available exclusively on Amazon June 1